Bringing Ohio Back requires even more than the peerless efforts of Elvis Costello (seen eventually on the linking page in photos taken from a benefit held on the opposite side of the continent).
There should be a followup campaign called “Take Ohio Back” wherein disgruntled residents can go to a point-of-sale location and exchange their citizenship for a place where the streets are paved and record stores abound. Okay, to be fair, we have The Harp, Gaelic Imports and Pad Thai, but sometimes Ohio seems like the breeding ground for middle-class mediocrity (its revisionist history of Rock and Roll alone is unpardonable). Or perhaps it’s just Northeast Ohio’s fault.