Prayer

“God? Help us! God, are you there? Surely this is a really bad fucking joke, God… This B actor idiot fuckin’ illiterate bozo-looking fuck can’t be the president of the country, can he, God, not really? Reach your hands down from the clouds and pinch my butt… make sure I’M NOT DREAMING!”

—Bill Hicks, “Dinosaurs in the Bible”
(from Arizona Bay)

Of course, I had prayed to be able to post “The Elephant is Dead” instead.