The Truth of Wrong from Right

A friend who has been an unbelievably great help professionally at a time when I needed it suggested that I author a novel about “corporate culture, filled with your dry and wry wit and spot-on observations,” but this subject is better suited as a script treatment for Walker, Texas Ranger:

WALKER:
You’ve caused hundreds of good people to lose their jobs, Warrington. And it was all for nothing but to satisfy your own greed.

WARRINGTON:
(Unemotionally) I’m sorry you feel that way, Ranger. But the law is on my side.

WALKER:
Not any more. It’s over, Warrington. You’re under arrest for fraud.

WARRINGTON:
I resist your logic, and I also resist arrest.

(WARRINGTON makes a clumsy move for his pistol, only to receive a rapid series of triple-spin kicks to the head and midsection, until he collapses in slow motion.)

TODD, a young boy, breaks free from the crowd that has gathered.

TODD:
Yaaaay! I love America, Ranger Walker!

Tag scene: CD Parker evaluates my vegetarian chili, which he reluctantly praises as “Fine, boy, that’s just… fine.”